Jackalsmith tours own design facility.

In an unexpected go see, Harvey Jackalsmith director and president of the highly acclaimed Jackalsmith International was driven to the design facility in the most economical way he knows how, in the back of a vintage Ferrari stretch limo. On lookers were amazed in this gravely commercialized zone on the outskirts of New York CIty. Harvey said, "This part of town is a shit hole. How do you stand living in this mess all the time?" shortly after making these comments, Harvey was Limoed back to safety in La La Land.

Jackalsmith Trades-ups Drag Bikes for the "Cooz Biz"

In a unprecedented change of business strategy, Harvey Jackalsmith is putting his money where is mouth is, and that is around a wide mouth beer can. at the press room of Jackalsmith International Harvey had these words to say. "I just thought that keeping beers cold internationally was a more important cause than racing those motor cycle losers every weekend on the circuit. Bikes are ok, but cooled beers are another thing entirely."

Jackalsmith International Abandons Drag Bike Circuit

"Quickly and Quietly" Harvey was heard murmering under his breath durring the last top fuel win by his team last week. Information had snuck out to some team owners about the Drag Bike Association of America has deciding to drop all "Negitive" sponsorship which will include The Philip Morris sponsorships. Harvey Jackalsmith was going to do the same, and he did. He axed the team, dismantled the bikes, and now are for sale on www.ebay.com Harvey Jackalsmith off the record made this statement earlier this morning. "If Morris is out, I'm out."

Jackalaser 6900

The Jackalaser 6900 and Atari 2600 clashed in the first ever video game console rivalry, beginning in 1979 and lasting well into 80's. Boasting high-resolution graphics via Laser Disc(and later an impressive voice synthesizer), the Jackalaser was superior to the 2600 in several ways. The system excelled in gambling games as demonstrated by Harvey Jackalsmith the inventor, in a series of famous commercials comparing both console's titles side by side. The Jackalaser 6900 sophisticated controllers, which boasted numeric keypads (1-69), allowed for far more complex gameplay. The Jackalaser 6900 offers some of the worlds most impressive titles, including N.U.K.E.,Lasersmith 2020, Angry Man's Gambler, "Hot-tub Antics" and the smash hit "dealer" which was the worlds 1st narcotics dealing simulator.