Friday, June 30, 2006

Top Italian Nascar Drivers Collide on Bong Island Expressway


The Beerrari Grasstarossa was first introduced in the early 80's. After being shown on Miami Vice, the Beerrari Grasstarossa was one of the most desired exotics. There were only about 420 Grasstarossa’s produced and they sold for over $125,000.00
The word Beerrari means “Drink and Drive” in Italian and Grasstarossa is to burn grass extremely fast.
As you can see in this image, the previous owner of this fine Italian sports car was doing all of the above when he suddenly crashed into the car below.



The Lambeerghini Beeriablo, another fine Italian automobile designed by 10 year Cannabis Cup veteran and 1985 Grassmaster’s Tournament Champion, Alfonso Grasserelli.
Alfonso Grasserelli was only 38 years old when he died behind the wheel. The grass legend lives on through his patented 6 beer transmission and poor grass mileage.

Doping Scandals Throw Tour de France Into Chaos



HAMBURG, Germany, June 30 — Top-ranked cyclist Harvey Jackalsmith and will not compete in the Tour de France after being suspended amid an explosive doping scandal that has upended the sport on the eve of its most important race.

Thursday, June 29, 2006

"New" Jackalsmith Street Style technology for large gap ollies.

Tuesday, June 27, 2006

From the Archives


Sifting thru piles of samples, old catalogs and various inspiration here at the Jackalsmith International Corprate offices on Madison Avenue. We found a rare Jackalsmith Catalog from 1983. These are some of the denim jems that we offered durring the spring summer collection.

Friday, June 23, 2006

Schenectady Swingers Club

Taken from http://www.geraldoatlarge.com.

I've got a titilating story for you this Friday. Closing the week with a bit of carnal controversy. Don't say I didn't warn you!

What happens behind closed doors, stays behind closed doors, right? As long as everyone involved is having a good time and no one gets hurt, private life should be private, right? Well, when it comes to sex with strangers, some outraged residents in upstate New Yorke are saying "not in my backyard."

On the program today, you'll meet Bob Alexson, owner of the Union Street Bed and Breakfast in Schenectady, N.Y. It's not just any ol' country inn, however; there's a lot more than muffins on the menu.

Bob is the host of swinger parties, where guests can have sex with each other. He says, it's a matter of privacy, and that what goes on in the basement of his place, called the "dungeon," is no one's business.

That's not how the neighbors see it, and as you might imagine, folks around there are none too pleased. We talked to Rev. Thomas Trouwborst, who said he's concerned about the morality of it (or lack thereof as the case may be).

The mayor and city council are trying to get Alexson's "swingers paradise" shut down and they're looking to the Big Apple for inspiration.

Since its heyday in the 1970s, the sex industry in New York's Times Square has undergone a dramatic transformation. Adult establishments including swing clubs have gone underground, chased off the streets by new zoning regulations. And now the mayor and the city council want to follow the Big Apple's lead by drafting legislation that targets adult-oriented businesses.

They argue that he's running his inn like a bar by allowing his guests to b.y.o.b. However, that controversy could be a moot point because Alexson has told them to stop bringing booze. The other way they're trying to get him is by raising the penalties for violating the noise ordinance, aimed at cracking down on the allegedly loud parties.

Alexson says he'll continue to fight. He says he'll never release his guest list but it includes two judges and attorneys in upstate New York.

Oh and by the way, Alexson says the publicity has been great for business.

Tuesday, June 20, 2006

Grass Resolution Adopted in West Hollywood

The Associated Press
Jun 20, 2006 12:40 AM

WEST HOLLYWOOD, Calif. - City leaders adopted a resolution Monday night calling on sheriff's deputies not to target certain adult marijuana users.

The City Council backed the nonbinding resolution 4-0, said city spokeswoman Tamara White. Los Angeles County Sheriff Lee Baca had no immediate comment because he hadn't reviewed the motion, said sheriff's spokeswoman Kerri Webb.

The resolution directs the Los Angeles Sheriff's Department, which contracts with this left-leaning city, not to "target adult marijuana users who consume this drug in private and pose no danger to the community."

Minors and drug dealers would still be subject to arrest, and smoking in public would still be prohibited, the resolution says.


The resolution is not legally enforceable, but sends a message that law enforcement officers should "leave the pot smokers alone" and go after more serious crimes, said Councilman John Duran, the resolution's sponsor.

Monday, June 19, 2006

1600 years of smooth puffin'



Bought at a Christies Auction House for $35,000, this highly Collectable Egyptian Coptic Christian art Water Bong was Discovered in the upper Nile valley of Egypt. This Handmade Coptic Bong is a beautiful bubbler which still works great 1,600 years after its creation.

Jackalsmith International 1981 Showcase Contents




* 90' Jackalsmith International "Cigarette" boat

* 17/pair Jackalsmith International "Chiller" model jeans-style pant

* His/Hers pair Jackalsmith International Pro-Skatebike

* 1980 Lamborghini Countach Replica

TOTAL SHOWCASE VALUE:

$37,501 USD

A long time ago, in a galaxy far far away, there was jesus.




Jackalsmith International is proud to announce the arrival of Jackalsmith International's Christian Sciencefiction Action Figures. These are a surpurb Stars War Christian Science fiction action figure line. These Figures Fill the void for all us Christians and sci-fi fans, that are tired of all the evolution mumbo jumbo in most sci-fi today. Figures to be debut:Monday June 19th 2006.

Sunday, June 18, 2006

What is different, Skating or Biking?

This highly collectible Pro-Skatebike was manufactured by Jackalsmith International in New York, NY. The color is blue, and has a few stickers on the handle. This exact Jackalsmith Skatebike was introduced on MTV in the early 1980's. In order to maneuver the Jackalsmith Skatebike, one must lean in the direction they desire to go as if it where a skateboard.

The Jackalsmith Pro-Skatebike is an exercise machine that provides total body conditioning with the speed and excitement of being on a bicycle, inline skates, downhill skiing, and skateboarding.

Thursday, June 15, 2006

for score and 7 beers ago...

i drew this fucker in college

Monday, June 12, 2006

This is a early one!

beach boys july 7th... 7 AM
beach boys july 7th... 7 AM
beach boys july 7th... 7 AM

FREE

BRYANT PARK GOOD MORNING AMERICA CONCERT SERIES

When: Friday mornings at 7am
Where: Bryant Park (40th Street and 6th Avenue)
What: The concert series will showcase the hottest music with a wide array of artists at these free Friday concerts in the park

June 2 Rob Thomas and Jewel
June 9 Kenny Chesney
June 16 Prince featuring Tamar
June 23 Mary J. Blige
July 7 Beach Boys
July 14 Train
July 21 (Artist to be announced)
July 28 Huey Lewis & The News
August 4 Pharrell with Kanye West
August 11 Carrie Underwood
August 25 Lionel Richie

Wednesday, June 07, 2006

Sungrasses at Night


Jackalsmith International has been manufacturing Turbo Babeglasses ever since 1979. The first editions were manufactured in Italy. Italys ability in the 1980's to make sunglasses was unsurpassed. Now the Turbo's are made in China, high quality still, but for pennies on the dollar.

Monday, June 05, 2006

This Just in,


Monday, June 5 2006 in Hong Kong Jackalsmith Internationals RBC division debuted to an egarly awaiting crowd. Unconfirmed reports that 10,000+ people showed up for a glimpse of the new Creation. It is said that Immediately after seeing Paul Verhoven's Robocop in 1987, Harvey Jackalsmith made robotic street patrol his personal mission. 19 years later, Harvey's hand picked robot designers are shown here with Jackalsmith International's Baby: Robotcop, and 2 earlier models.