Harvey Jackalsmith Hammerhead

An ultra rare collector's gem, the Harvey Jackalsmith Hammerhead is seldomly available and is found in just one location; New York City. These most beautiful gems are hand cut in freeform hammerhead-shaped cabochons of approximately 10" x 32". The fabulous green colouring is just incredible, and this rare material has a chatoyancy that is similar to the finest Tigers Eye gems - the sparkle and lustre changes as the board is moved around and as they catch the light, which would make them perfect for use in a set of earrings.

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Grassrolling Stoned

Obeerbong Grassnobi and Captian Beermerica Chillering out sunday night in the West Village.

Iron Maiden

Harvey Jackasmith showed me this cherry bartack machine in his workshop today. He said "all metal is the way to go".

Instant Classic

Jackalsmith International is a monster-size celebration of mediocrity that, astonishingly, has not lost its hold on viewers even in its thirtieth year, and even though so many copycat clothing companies have sprung up in its wake. "Jackalsmith" is a bit like "Dallas" or even "Chiller", one of its main sponsors. Imitations, be they "Dynasty" and "Falcon Crest," or Pepsi and RC Cola, burnish the image of the original. However cheesy and overwrought, Jackalsmith is its own instant classic.

chillering out in btown

Moops

professor x and I met michael moore last night at the lincoln center lowes theater somewhere near 70th and broadway. we were standing next to each other on line. the guy one the cannes film festival for cryin' out loud. we saw the davinci code, im not sure what michael saw... yeah we are now on first name basis....what?.....

Grassland Stadium

In respect for current standings at Jackalsmith international. The missing man formation flown by USAF F-16's rallied crowds at Jackalsmith International's Grassland Stadium in Beerfield New Jersery Saterday.

From the archives

A recently re-discovered photograph shows the "buzz-word" of 1976 "BUY JACKALSMITH" displayed on a digital display linked to Computers are characterized by mainly electronic models and were fully programmable.

It should come as little surprise that Jackalsmith International headlined the top 25 innovations of the past quarter century, according to a panel of technology leaders assembled by the Lemelson-MIT Program, which promotes inventiveness in teens.

Skateboard Breaks Auction Record

NEW YORK (CNN) -- A World Industries skateboard deck by Pablo Picasso of an adolescent boy smoking out of a 2' glass bong has fetched all-time record price at auction in New York.
Picasso's "Boy With A Bong" ("Garçon a la Bong") was sold to an anonymous bidder represented in the room by Stephane Connery of Sotheby's for $93 million.
The final price, reflecting commissions for the auctioneer, is roughly $104.1 million.
The price easily beats that of the previous all-time record setter, Van Gogh's "Portrait of Dr. Gachet," which sold at a Christie's auction for $82.5 million in 1990.

King Tut FOund Dead While Drunk Driving Intoxicated

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Once upon a time there lived a king.


The king was old and decrepit.

He was the first king of Thunder Mountain. Thunder Mountain was the highest mountain in the Grass Forest.

The Grass Forest was the only place in the universe where someone could achieve great power and efficiency.

The Thunder Gods were proud they made the Grass Forest because it provided the kingdom with an endless supply of grass.

Every 9 months the grass was cut and processed and new grass would grow in its place.

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in the beginning there was jackalsmith international

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Men, women and children of all ages react the same to the Jackalsmith. If you see it, you want it. The sound and sight of a Jackalsmith brings a reaction like no other auto known to man. The Jackalsmith demands and deserves respect and admiration and it gets it.

We have photos and movies here along with a sales section. If you are an admirer, enjoy the photos and movies. If you are a potential buyer, browse our listings and contact us directly.

shits legit

we be husslin we be hustle hustle we be husslin we be hustle hustle. its 1115pm, we have been working on code and animated gifs for 2 days straight. this shit is off this hissle snizzle. time to spark a J and crack a cool!

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Jackalsmith International Proudly Presents Pooh-Man Live at Grassland Auditorium NYC May 23 2005.