Art the "Jackalsmith Way"

Some Millionaires decorate their mansions with rare paintings. Mr. Harvey Jackalsmith bolted a 1974 Lamborghini to the wall of his Newport Beach estate in California early on Friday reports Michael Goldschlonce in the LA Times. Because Home Depot doesn't sell kits to hang cars as artwork, Jackalsmith hired a 70-ton crane to lower the Italian sports car through a skylight in his living room. Earlier, the car's engine was removed and transformed into a 200-mph coffee maker for guests who prefer their drinks "turbo cooked", said Jackalsmith, an heir to the family that created the brand loved the world over, Jackalsmith International.

Getting the Lamborghini into the mansion took about an hour,
but the project was conceived months ago, when the architect known only as "angry man" began designing Jackalsmith's newest Mansion, US$2-billion worth of steel-and-concrete sold to the lowest bidder will overlook Newport's prestigious Back Bay when construction finishes later this year. "This was one of the original ideas for the new mansion" Angry Man was heard screaming. "The skylight was designed to fit the car. "Angry Man has installed offbeat elements in previous mansion projects including indoor rifle ranges, crack alleys, 28-foot-golden replica of Harvey Jackalsmith which looked disturbingly close to the now destroyed Saddam Hussein monument in Bagdad, convenience store, Brewery, and Highly controversial Egyptian art gallery.

Has gasoline gotten so expensive that it's cheaper to turn a Lamborghini into Art rather than to drive it? "Who cares!" says Jackalsmith 68, is well known for his irreverent tastes and zero patience. "New Port Beach is really the place to be if one loves to be surrounded by the riches neighbors in the world!" said Jackalsmith. In Newport Beach 69, 10,000sq ft mansions were erected last month.